Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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