I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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