i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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