Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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