He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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