Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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