Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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