check it out our google latitudes are spooning
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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