I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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