there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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