so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
