Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
There r osticjed everywhere
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm sobbing to NWA
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Randomize
