Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dick very happy bro
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
