so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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