quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
there was a trapeze. enough said
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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