1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
