I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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