I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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