I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize