you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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