Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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