So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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