You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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