I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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