If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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