who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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