she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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