tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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