there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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