that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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