Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
