you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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