i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
These tits shall not be calmed
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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