fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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