Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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