i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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