I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
God, I missed his penis.
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