Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Sext me about skeletons
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