I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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