I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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