I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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