Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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