Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
