Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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