Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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