I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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