I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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