so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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