I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Is it because I queefed?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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