There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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