Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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