I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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